Is it on sale?

I will repeat myself and say that if you want to know how others see you, get a 3 year-old. I was pretending with Trey the other day, he was mommy and I was Trey.

Trey (the real one): Trey, do you want something from the grocery store?

Mommy: Some fruit, please. Oranges and Grapes.

Trey: You can only pick one.

Mommy: Oranges then.

Trey: No, oranges are not on sale.

Mommy: Then grapes, please.

Trey: Grapes are on sale, but only purple ones, not green ones. So, you can only get purple ones.

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Story #2: Surprise!!!!

Mommy: Trey, what Bible story did you read in school today?

Trey: Jesus died on the cross.

Mommy: Why did Jesus die on the cross?

Trey: I don't know.

Mommy: Do you want me to tell you?

Trey: No, I want it to be a surprise.

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Story #3: The tech savvy generation

After being disciplined, Trey had to apologize to me and to God. He hesitates sometimes before doing this.

Mommy: Is it weird talking to God? It's strange talking to someone you can't see. Sort of like talking to someone on the phone.

Trey: Yeah, or Skype!